October 10, 2008
October 4, 2008
Top 11 Questions C11 Would Have Asked the VP Candidates
September 11, 2008
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the Earth yet?
September 9, 2008
This is why I hate the conservative movement sometimes.

Do I really have anything in common with assholes like this? If no, why is there any pretense by anybody that we’re in the same political coalition. Conservatism must die. Long live conservativism.

September 8, 2008
The Ice Clouds of Mars

I just got done reading Robert Charles Wilson’s Spin. Fantastic book. It makes me yearn for Mars again.

August 18, 2008
Taboo Avoidance

From the article:

Is “upwardly mobile” a metaphor meaning that his [scandalous word indicating male member] was capable of erection? Or that it was semi-erect, or “fluffed” for the photograph?
August 15, 2008
Presidential News on the Daily Show

My favorite part is Stuart’s quote about Bush: “He’s just so adorable. He shouldn’t be our President; he should be our mascot.”

August 14, 2008
The zombies will always get you.

The zombies will always get you.

August 13, 2008

Officals say deadly virus is just “Olympic Fever”.

Frist p0st

Just checking this out. Will probably become a linkdump of shit too stupid and inconsequential to bother with on the main blog — conservativehipster.com